my face
Not telling you which one of these monkeys is me, but the other guy says I’m the ugly one.
my place
Lived on Bali since 2019 & speak Bahasa Indonesia. Want to do business here? Let me help!
my spirit animal
I’m a former U.S. Marine & Navy Surface Warfare Officer and apparently it shows.
incoherent screeds
Hello (Again) World!
You spend years of perfectly good writing time building gilded prisons for your words. If only there were a simple, beautiful way to write PORTABLE words.