my face

Not telling you which one of these monkeys is me, but the other guy says I’m the ugly one.

my place

Lived on Bali since 2019 & speak Bahasa Indonesia. Want to do business here? Let me help!

my spirit animal

I’m a former U.S. Marine & Navy Surface Warfare Officer and apparently it shows.

incoherent screeds

The Big Miss: Turning Lemons Into Lemonade

8 minute read

Today was one of those days when I question my life choices. Watch me dig my way out of a hole with the same shovel I used to dig my way in.