my face

Not telling you which one of these monkeys is me, but the other guy says I’m the ugly one.

my place

Lived on Bali since 2019 & speak Bahasa Indonesia. Want to do business here? Let me help!

my spirit animal

I’m a former U.S. Marine & Navy Surface Warfare Officer and apparently it shows.

incoherent screeds

Some Words on LinkedIn

3 minute read

Squaring the impossible circle: Where should your content actually live?

mock-db

1 minute read

Mock DynamoDB-style query & scan behavior with local JSON data. Or learn to play the guitar, if you think pretty girls REALLY like that kind of thing.

AI-Generated Social Media Previews

1 minute read

I’ve generally been underwhelmed by ChatGPT and the like. Fun toy: not much practical use, so far. But this is an exception!

TSDoc + TypeDoc

1 minute read

Mastering the obvious, one lexical standard at a time.

Karmic Rule Five

less than 1 minute read

generic logic + custom config ≫ custom logic – Karmic Rules for Writing Pretty Good Code

Lodash + Next.js 13 = smh

1 minute read

Some old carelessness in Lodash plus a stern new outlook in Next.js 13 creates trouble on Edge networks.